These are all over the internet, and I just grabbed a few. (I’m not including any credits, because they turn up everywhere, slightly different, but basically the same, putting a Kindle twist on old jokes.)
Grumpy old man to his Kindle-reading wife: “Haven’t you finished that Kindle yet? You’ve been reading it for months!”
Question: How do you charge a Kindle?
Answer: Call Amazon, they take Visa, Mastercard and Discover
Blonde: I could barely squeeze two books into my luggage. How did you do?
Brunette: Won’t be a problem. My Kindle is small but can hold over three thousand books.
Blonde: Maybe it will fit in your suitcase but how are you going to LIFT it?