These are all over the internet, and I just grabbed a few. (I’m not including any credits, because they turn up everywhere, slightly different, but basically the same, putting a Kindle twist on old jokes.)
Grumpy old man to his Kindle-reading wife: “Haven’t you finished that Kindle yet? You’ve been reading it for months!”
Question: How do you charge a Kindle?
Answer: Call Amazon, they take Visa, Mastercard and Discover
Blonde: I could barely squeeze two books into my luggage. How did you do?
Brunette: Won’t be a problem. My Kindle is small but can hold over three thousand books.
Blonde: Maybe it will fit in your suitcase but how are you going to LIFT it?
Gemma
/ March 6, 2013Lol. Except for the blonde joke.
sharechair
/ March 7, 2013I tried to think of a politically-correct way to un-blond it, but alas, since I (was) blond (pre-gray) I couldn’t think of anything.
valeriedavies
/ March 6, 2013I Really enjoyed the blonde joke, and can’t wait to tell my grandchildren who adore blonde jokes!!!!
sharechair
/ March 7, 2013Oh, goodie! I hope they get a giggle!
The Laughing Housewife
/ March 7, 2013Thanks for the smiles
sharechair
/ March 7, 2013dadirri7
/ March 7, 2013ha ha! love the jokes … even i get them
sharechair
/ March 7, 2013Glad you enjoyed them. I thought they were kind of cute, too.
Long Life Cats and Dogs
/ March 7, 2013Sounds like words that would come out of my mother’s mouth
sharechair
/ March 7, 2013Ha ha
The Presents of Presence
/ March 7, 2013Giggle giggle! I love when you make me smile!
sharechair
/ March 7, 2013I’m so glad you enjoyed them!