Kindle Jokes to Tickle your Funny Bone

Screen shot 2013-03-06 at 7.22.22 PMThese are all over the internet, and I just grabbed a few. (I’m not including any credits, because they turn up everywhere, slightly different, but basically the same, putting a Kindle twist on old jokes.)

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Grumpy old man to his Kindle-reading wife: “Haven’t you finished that Kindle yet? You’ve been reading it for months!”

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Question: How do you charge a Kindle?
Answer: Call Amazon, they take Visa, Mastercard and Discover

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Blonde: I could barely squeeze two books into my luggage. How did you do?

Brunette: Won’t be a problem. My Kindle is small but can hold over three thousand books.

Blonde: Maybe it will fit in your suitcase but how are you going to LIFT it?

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